School of Fish Overcrowding

"Normally quiet - the clams discuss the personal impact of budget cuts."

New Economy - Comprehensive Benefits Package



"We offer no pension, no vacation, no sick-days and no nuthin!"



Ah-Ha-Ha Moment

"As the world turns increasingly crazy -- Sheila pauses to admire her fabulous forty-four dollar Mani-Pedi."

Frozen Funds...

"I'd love to sell - but my mortgage is under ice."

Off the Organization Chart...

"Your jobs are going overseas.  The good news?  We're paying you to train your replacements."

Menopausal Moment #9

"3:15 am - Gloria awakens in a sweaty rage only to discover she has no one to scream at."

Pharm Phakes...

"Counterfeit meds... tough pills to swallow."

Cat Complaints...

"Granite counter, stainless appliances, travertine tiles - and we have to share a litter box?"

The Real Undercover Boss...

                "After 27 years, Larry is forced to take an even  lower position."

Lactose Tolerance?

"The cheese doesn't stand alone - Wisconsin reconsiders collective bargaining."

Introducing the iStone ...

 

 

 "Eternal anytime messaging & minutes- Friends & Family unlimited access."

Two and a half dogs...

"Humped the neighbor, drank toilet water, peed on the rug...  Charlie Sheen is my dog whisperer."