Wednesday, March 30, 2011

School of Fish Overcrowding

"Normally quiet - the clams discuss the personal impact of budget cuts."

Friday, March 25, 2011

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Ah-Ha-Ha Moment

"As the world turns increasingly crazy -- Sheila pauses to admire her fabulous forty-four dollar Mani-Pedi."

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Friday, March 18, 2011

Off the Organization Chart...

"Your jobs are going overseas.  The good news?  We're paying you to train your replacements."

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Menopausal Moment #9

"3:15 am - Gloria awakens in a sweaty rage only to discover she has no one to scream at."

Monday, March 14, 2011

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Cat Complaints...

"Granite counter, stainless appliances, travertine tiles - and we have to share a litter box?"

Thursday, March 10, 2011

The Real Undercover Boss...

                "After 27 years, Larry is forced to take an even  lower position."

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Lactose Tolerance?

"The cheese doesn't stand alone - Wisconsin reconsiders collective bargaining."

Monday, March 7, 2011

Introducing the iStone ...

 "Eternal anytime messaging & minutes- Friends & Family unlimited access."

Friday, March 4, 2011

Two and a half dogs...

"Humped the neighbor, drank toilet water, peed on the rug...  Charlie Sheen is my dog whisperer."