Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Senior Project

"In this economy, I'm tired of trying to find jobs -  we won't be able to retire from."

Monday, August 29, 2011

Slash & Burn Education

"In an effort to raise student performance and cut costs - the district has eliminated erasers."

Wednesday, August 24, 2011


"Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain has turned on the trending now sign."

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Hormonal Horror

"I'm going through menopause.  For your own safety, I suggest you all leave now!"

Friday, August 19, 2011

Jobs Broken Record

"As governor, I created the most jobs:  Campaign Director, Campaign Fundraiser, Campaign Press Secretary..."

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Kickin It New Skool

"I'm sorry, Ms. Sherman, I outsourced my homework -- it should be done by Tuesday."

Monday, August 15, 2011

Straw Hat Poll

"Winning first place at the fair, Marcia now wants to be President."

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Three Second Dating

"I'm sorry, Dwayne, but after scanning your QR code we really have nothing in common."

Friday, August 12, 2011

Political Parroting

"We need to create more jobs locally - not more candidates nationally."

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Economics 101

"My economics term paper was just downgraded from an A+ to a D."

Wednesday, August 3, 2011