Friday, September 30, 2011

Taking the Floss Amendment

"You look like a non-flosser.   I know it, you know it and in a few minutes - so will Dr. Steiner."

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Fortune 500 plus one

"Gary used to be CEO, then executive chairman and now, I'm not sure why - but he's still on our payroll."

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

B-roll Over

"To be successful, we need our video to go viral.  So, like it or not-we've got to include a cat."

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Money Balls

"You are right Mr. Lefty, this bank has higher fees for everything.  Our goal is to rob you first."

Monday, September 26, 2011

Parental Control Settings

"Mommy, no more texting us in school.  We prefer a face-to-face over milk and cookies."

Friday, September 23, 2011

Infrastructure ill-effects

"This bridge is in urgent need of repair. In lieu of a toll, we now require proof of catastrophic insurance."

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Doctor Dazed

"Mrs. Adelman, I realize Dr. Oz may have given the same advice on TV - but you still have a co-pay for today's visit."

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

The Millionaire Taxfakers

"We can't sell our $33 million dollar yacht and also let two housekeepers go.  However, we just discovered Costco."

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Political Evolution

"How did we get from a single cell organism like me - to a multicellular candidate like you?"

Monday, September 19, 2011

Friday, September 16, 2011

Not Going Postal

"The email said, "Snail Mail sucks!"  I may be a plain letter, but I have feelings."

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Terriers & Tiaras

"It's all about Buttons, she lives to compete.  We just drive her there."

Monday, September 12, 2011

Cyber Insecurities

"Dr. Carrington, my userID and password changed three times this week. So, I have no idea who I am "

Friday, September 9, 2011

Thinking Outside The Pine Box

"As the top global agency - adding a vampire to our branding team is not only gutsy,  it's smart business."

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Corporate Canine

"Rusty,  if the post office cuts out Saturday delivery - our barking and annoyance mission will be compromised."

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Flag Pinned

"He wanted to secede from the Union and now he wants to run it?  Talk about being Fed Upped."

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Thursday, September 1, 2011