Taking the Floss Amendment

"You look like a non-flosser.   I know it, you know it and in a few minutes - so will Dr. Steiner."

Fortune 500 plus one

"Gary used to be CEO, then executive chairman and now, I'm not sure why - but he's still on our payroll."

B-roll Over

"To be successful, we need our video to go viral.  So, like it or not-we've got to include a cat."

Money Balls

"You are right Mr. Lefty, this bank has higher fees for everything.  Our goal is to rob you first."

Parental Control Settings

"Mommy, no more texting us in school.  We prefer a face-to-face over milk and cookies."

Infrastructure ill-effects

"This bridge is in urgent need of repair. In lieu of a toll, we now require proof of catastrophic insurance."

Doctor Dazed

"Mrs. Adelman, I realize Dr. Oz may have given the same advice on TV - but you still have a co-pay for today's visit."

The Millionaire Taxfakers

"We can't sell our $33 million dollar yacht and also let two housekeepers go.  However, we just discovered Costco."

Political Evolution

"How did we get from a single cell organism like me - to a multicellular candidate like you?"

All Thumbs: Digital Dialogue

"OMG! FYI - I tried 2b nice but ur mistweets r not kewl."

Not Going Postal

"The email said, "Snail Mail sucks!"  I may be a plain letter, but I have feelings."

Missoni Mission Accomplished

"Target?"

Terriers & Tiaras

"It's all about Buttons, she lives to compete.  We just drive her there."

Cyber Insecurities

"Dr. Carrington, my userID and password changed three times this week. So, I have no idea who I am "

Thinking Outside The Pine Box

"As the top global agency - adding a vampire to our branding team is not only gutsy,  it's smart business."

Corporate Canine

"Rusty,  if the post office cuts out Saturday delivery - our barking and annoyance mission will be compromised."

Flag Pinned

"He wanted to secede from the Union and now he wants to run it?  Talk about being Fed Upped."

Psychic IT Network

"My app tells me your future is in tablet computing."

Tequila and Technology

"Bartender,  let me get a shot and an iPhone prototype please ."