Monday, August 15, 2011

Straw Hat Poll

"Winning first place at the fair, Marcia now wants to be President."

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Three Second Dating

"I'm sorry, Dwayne, but after scanning your QR code we really have nothing in common."

Friday, August 12, 2011

Political Parroting

"We need to create more jobs locally - not more candidates nationally."

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Economics 101

"My economics term paper was just downgraded from an A+ to a D."

Wednesday, August 3, 2011