Gambling Gourmet

"Larry's all-in with the pot roast... But, I think he's bluffing on the crab cakes."

Schlock 'n' Roll

"Today's pop music is mediocre crap. That's why I'm re-releasing my worst selling CD from '93."

SeaFraud

"We're Groupers. That why being mislabeled, then plated with dill is just wrong."

Piggy Banking

"Daddy, can you drive me to the credit union?  My bank isn't being nice."

Whine Savvy

"Obviously, this wine doesn't go with our pairing."

Lactose Tolerant

"Your artisan cheese making skills have not gone unnoticed here at Harlan, Fenster & Dean."

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The Excel Spreadsheet of Babes

" Mommy, use this online holiday shopping comparison engine. Then I'll post my wishlist to your facebook."