School of Fish Overcrowding

"Normally quiet - the clams discuss the personal impact of budget cuts."

New Economy - Comprehensive Benefits Package



"We offer no pension, no vacation, no sick-days and no nuthin!"



Ah-Ha-Ha Moment

"As the world turns increasingly crazy -- Sheila pauses to admire her fabulous forty-four dollar Mani-Pedi."

Frozen Funds...

"I'd love to sell - but my mortgage is under ice."

Off the Organization Chart...

"Your jobs are going overseas.  The good news?  We're paying you to train your replacements."

Menopausal Moment #9

"3:15 am - Gloria awakens in a sweaty rage only to discover she has no one to scream at."

Pharm Phakes...

"Counterfeit meds... tough pills to swallow."