Sun Unprotection

"This is SPF-86 - It doesn't protect you from anything."

Produce Pressure

"The stress of five a day."

Price Pimpin' Pumps

"Regular - Super - Super GREEDY."

Easter Basket Case

"We simply can't afford to multiply in this economy."

Gulf Shrimp Cocktail Party



"Forget Charlie Sheen! One year later - we're still dealing with oil sheen!"



Plastic Purgery

"Actually, I'm a cougar consultant."

Moronic Medications

"Ask your doctor - if side effects are for you."