Taking the Floss Amendment

"You look like a non-flosser.   I know it, you know it and in a few minutes - so will Dr. Steiner."

Fortune 500 plus one

"Gary used to be CEO, then executive chairman and now, I'm not sure why - but he's still on our payroll."

B-roll Over

"To be successful, we need our video to go viral.  So, like it or not-we've got to include a cat."

Money Balls

"You are right Mr. Lefty, this bank has higher fees for everything.  Our goal is to rob you first."

Parental Control Settings

"Mommy, no more texting us in school.  We prefer a face-to-face over milk and cookies."

Infrastructure ill-effects

"This bridge is in urgent need of repair. In lieu of a toll, we now require proof of catastrophic insurance."

Doctor Dazed

"Mrs. Adelman, I realize Dr. Oz may have given the same advice on TV - but you still have a co-pay for today's visit."